Barack Obama and the GOP.
Some people can lift the rear end of a Toyota with one hand. I can’t. We homo sapiens have been given what we have been given and some of us simply have been given little for brains and the Republican party knows this. Most importantly, after years of research the Republican party has discovered that stupid people vote.
The Republican party also hates people. They hate poor people, people of color and Republicans hate women. Republicans hate people of color because most people of color are poor and don’t vote Republican. Republicans hate poor people because poor people refuse to participate in the American greedfest and Republicans know that poor people are being poor just to be unpatriotic. Republicans hate women of all colors because they have vaginas of one color and there has never been a vagina sweet enough that a Republican could not hate it. The Republican’s problem with vaginas is that, well people with vaginas have vaginas and from vaginas their will be children and some of them will be poor and colored and well there it goes all over again…those people with vaginas causing trouble…..where have I heard this before?
Republicans hate, it is just what they do. Things are way to complex for Republicans but even the smart people who understand complexity have to work diligently (big word alert Republicans!) to do so and working hard is something Republicans don’t do. So it is tough for Republicans, always seeing big words and not knowing what they mean, like your cat and parakeet except cats and parakeets don’t believe in stupid and one up on the Republicans, don’t get frustrated, and project their Republican self hatred on all the sentient folks surrounding them.
When Republicans are not hating or being stupid they aspire to be lazy. Yes, in case you haven’t noticed Republicans are lazy. Much vapid nonsense can been seen energetically erupting rapid fire from a Republican’s pie hole staccato intelligente incognito, so they can fool you. But Republicans are truly lazy. A good example of a really lazy Republican is Republican Representative John Boehner. John was handing out Big Tobacco bribery checks to his fellow Republicans on the floor of the House of Representatives in front of numerous witnesses. John is pretty damn lazy and yes, if you are not Republican you might have noticed that John Boehner is also one stupid fucking bastard, but so are most of the Republicans. The Republican party is not just a corporation it is a corporation with a near monopoly on stupidity.
See if you can find Republican John Boehner’s counterpart in the Democrat Party. Search and find a Democrat legislator who tells whoppers like John and has an IQ of 22 and 1/2. I have tried and to no avail; Republican will replace the word stupid.
It is strange that these matters can be characterized so: that the Republican party, by far clearly has more officious lying morons than the Democrat Party. What does this disparity mean? Well, not much, if Obama gets ACTA passed. All the stupid in the Republican universe won’t hold a candle to this Democratic loser President’s catastrophe. In one moment the vast priceless treasures of Republican ignorance will be checkmated by an even greater ignoramus: Barack Obama and his fuck the Freenet ACTA treaty.
It takes one stupid disenfranchised president to equal millions of stupid bible humping honkies for a whiter America. Not as cool as E=mc2.
