God, I love George Carlin so much
Carlin spamming is so rewarding.
I love Carlin, but he didn’t say this. It’s usually attributed to Woody Allen, but alas, he didn’t say it either.
It was a guy named Sean Morey. He wrote it sometime in the 70s, and in the 80s he went on to perform it on the Tonight Show with Johnny Carson.
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