Posts tagged bible
Freenet or die
If more people would participate. They can use the Internet.
Penis Worship and The Bible, What’s the Difference?
The woman Eve, ate from the tree of knowledge and she, all by herself, fucked it up for all men, forever……………bitch.
God with no Goddess? Must have been written by a guy. Must have had problems, issues with mom.
The Bible, if it truly came to life would be a two inch dick with no ho me.
Rename the bible:
Misogynist’s Ecstasy
Whores like Snakes and Apples
Downwind from the Patriarchal Stench
Ezeekill the Children
Make Believe for People With Pubic Hairs
Sexually Dysfunctional? God Damn, that sucks!
The Tales of Gibberish.
Handbook for the Gullible.
The Begattin.
Holy Smokescreen!
The Truth the Whole Truth, So Help Me, My Left Testicle.
You do not need the Bible to justify love, but no better tool has been invented to justify hate.
(via thoroughlyunamused)
Websters:
Origin of CRETIN:
French crétin, from French dialect cretin, literally, wretch, innocent victim, from Latin christianus Christian.
If all atheists left the USA
It would loose 93% of the National Academy of Sciences but less than 1% of the prison population.
Republicans reciting bible scripture is the reason Earth is not visited by intelligent life.
Goin’ somewhere? Yea sure you are.
Interpreting the bible is the same as reading chicken bones, voodoo or counting the corn in your doodoo.
You want everlasting life? Blow me, I swear you will live forever.
