Breaking News: Christianity Is Changing Its Name to Muslims Rn’tUS

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  …notice the magic flying underwear…

We Are All god’s Children…Unless Someone With a TV Show or a Pulpit Says Different

A retired Vermont teacher offered a spot in his family’s Connecticut cemetery plot to the family of the Boston Marathon bombing suspect who died last month following a shootout with police.

In a blog post Monday, Paul Keane wrote that he would offer a spot in his family plot in the Mount Carmel Burying Ground in Hamden, Conn., to the family of Tamerlan Tsarnaev, who was killed following a shootout with police four days after the April 15 bombing, if the family cannot find one elsewhere.

Tsarnaev’s family has received 120 offers of cemetery plots, but Worcester funeral home director Peter Stefan has said none of graves have worked out because officials in those cities and towns don’t want the body.

God hates this and god hates that and allah hates this and allah hates that and oh go fuck yourself.

The Catholic Church Has Been An Overdressed Irrelevant Collection of Senile Pedophiles for Over 1000 Years. One Has to Be Mentally Obsessed With Naval Lint in Order to Give a Shit About Such a Gaudy Shallow Shitty Pointless Bit of Nonsense as the God Damn Catholic Church, the Fucking Pope Pomp, Cardinal Crap and Celibacy as an Item Giving Weight to Anyone’s Resume.

thepoliticalfreakshow:

The Future of the Morning-After Pill Is The New Reality of American Catholics

The new Pope is hard at work doing the humble thing and trying to stop sex abuse, but that might not be enough to resolve the gap between the views of the Obama administration — and, increasingly, American Catholics — on contraception and the Church’s vehement stance against it. 

Following a judge’s ruling that could make birth control available over the counter with no age restrictions within the month, the Obama administration announced Friday night that it will fight a subpoena from the Roman Catholic Archdiocese of New York, which is requesting documents about the Obamacare mandate for its lawsuit against the government. The Archdiocese, along with several other organizations, contend that the mandate violates freedom of religion because it requires that employee health insurance includes contraceptives. The White House, which is represented by the Justice Department, says the Archdiocese’s records request is “too burdensome to fulfill” as well as “inappropriate.” So, basically, it’s way too much work and you shouldn’t have asked in the first place.

The Obama administration tried to compromise with anti-contraception groups in February by allowing certain religious organizations to opt out of providing for contraception in their insurance plans. The employees would be given separate coverage through a third party at no additional cost to the organization. But this still wasn’t good enough for the Archdiocese, which claims it will face $200 million in penalties every year if it refuses to comply with the mandate. 

The Archdiocese’s parishioners may not feel quite so strongly. Last month, a New York Times/CBS News poll showed that the vast majority of American Catholics supported at least some form of contraception — nine out of 10, for example, were hoping the new pope would allow the use of condoms to prevent sexually transmitted diseases. Seven out of 10 were in favor of artificial methods of birth control.

The poll also showed that half of those polled thought religious organizations should be allowed to opt out of paying for contraceptives through employee insurance. Last year, though, that number was two-thirds. That’s a pretty dramatic decrease in a short amount of time.

Perhaps most telling, eight out of 10 Catholics polled said that when it came to “difficult moral questions,” they were more likely to trust their guts than the pope’s teachings. Which means if they want to use artificial methods of contraception, they will. Even if the Pope tells them not to and the Archdiocese refuses to follow the current health care mandate.

(via occupyv)

Catholic Church Selects New Geriatric Celibate Pedophile to Dress Up Like Liberace

Pope Whathisfuck Is Resigning

Pope Benedict XVI announced Monday morning that he is stepping down effective Feb. 28.

From Rome, the pope is citing the lack of children to rape as his reason for stepping down.

Flaming Homos in Stilettos Will Destroy Christianity

…And I Thought Christianity Was a Disease Whose Death Would Be Welcomed. One More Reason To Love Gay People.

The Hate Group, The American Family Association’s Bryan Fischer, anticipating the introduction of federal LGBT employment protections in the new Congress, has decided to once again spread the lie that banning anti-gay workplace discrimination means the end of Christian liberty.

…the homosexual lobby will send a flaming homosexual into that Christian bookstore to apply for a job. They’ll send a guy in there wearing stilettos, a dress, and dangly earrings and dare the owner of that Christian bookstore not to hire him.

………………Pay your taxes, god fearing fucking bums.

United States of god Fearing Lying Fear Mongering Fuckheads: The Reason No Intelligent Life Will Visit Earth or Orbit Downstream from the Stupid Stink Emanating From This Planet.

Gaudily Dressed Celibate Pedophile Leader Offers Lessons on Sexuality Based in Superstition

The pope’s latest denunciation of gay marriage came in a Christmas address to Vatican officials in which he blended religion, philosophy, anthropology and sociology to illustrate the position of the Roman Catholic Church.

Religion Promotes Sexual Dysfunction - Fuck the Motherfucking Pope

More Holy Bullshit Batman

The Difference between Christians, Muslims, Jews and the Folks Who Do Not Have Shit for Brains? Christians, Muslims and Jews Never Talk to themselves.

Religious people are afraid of those people who know “big words”. As a defense mechanism, the religious dimwits have invented an imaginary friend who is smarter than all of us. Additionally, the imaginary friend has even co-authored a magic book. A book written by a goat fucking bearded misogynist between 400 and 3000 years ago, depending on sect.

And if this is not enough to convince those of us who know big words that we need an imaginary friend in our lives, remember the religious dimwits have a trump card, called, “What If”!

“What if” you really can go to a really nasty place after you croak for not believing in an imaginary friend…of your choice?

“What if” or “just in case” is not much of a trump card. “What if” translates to: be chicken shit and live your life in fear of nonsense. “What if” sounds more like mental cowardice. I could offer you a million “what ifs” and none of them would promote anything other than basing your entire life on a fear of fear it self. Breathe, you are alive now and those people that worry about life after death are already dead, spiritually speaking.

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Christianity Equals Hate, Intolerance, Torture and the Affirmation of Ignorance?

Christianity is fractured into thousands of brands, each of them ranging from the positive side of the spectrum to the most evil side of the spectrum. Every fraction pretends every other fraction aren’t “TRUE Christians.The fact is that hatred and bigotry is everybody’s business. Sadly the clean-up of religious bigots have been left to the secular community simply because the religious refuse to admit they have a problem and will rarely even acknowledge they exists.

Christian Hate Groups:

America’s Promise Ministries,

American Family Association,

Family Research Council,

Fundamentalist Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints,

Westboro Baptist Church.

Deuteronomy 22: If a woman is raped in the city and doesn’t cry out loud enough, the men of the city must stone her to death.

Ezekiel 9:6: Kill them all—old and young, girls and women and little children.

“I have recently been examining all the known superstitions of the world, and do not find in our particular superstition, Christianity one redeeming feature.  They are all alike founded on fables and mythology.”  - Thomas Jefferson

“In every country and every age, the priest has been hostile to liberty.  He is always in alliance with the despot … they have perverted the purest religion ever preached to man into mystery and jargon, unintelligible to all mankind, and therefore the safer engine for their purpose.” Thomas Jefferson - to Horatio Spafford, March 17, 1814

“Lighthouses are more helpful than churches.”

“The way to see by faith is to shut the eye of reason.” Benjamin Franklin, from Poor Richards Almanac.

“Religious bondage shackles and debilitates the mind and unfits it for every noble enterprise.”  James Madison - letter to Wm. Bradford, April 1, 1774

“The divinity of Jesus is made a convenient cover for absurdity.  Nowhere in the Gospels do we find a precept for Creeds, Confessions, Oaths, Doctrines, and whole cartloads of other foolish trumpery that we find in Christianity.”  John Adams

“… I am not afraid of priests. They have tried upon me all their various  batteries of pious whining, hypocritical canting, lying and slandering.  I have contemplated their order from the Magi of the East to the Saints of the West and I have found no difference of character, but of more or less caution, in proportion to their information or ignorance on whom their interested duperies were to be played off.  Their sway in New England is indeed formidable.  No mind beyond mediocrity dares there to develop itself.”  Thomas Jefferson - letter to Horatio Spofford, 1816

“No mind beyond mediocrity dares there to develop itself.” Speaking of christians…you’re speaking of lying bastards.

(Source: nickthejam)

Christianity is a medical condition similar to Normopathy.
Psychiatric theorist Christopher Bollas invented the idea of normopathy to describe people who are so focused on blending in and conforming to social norms that it becomes a kind of mania. A person who is normotic is often unhealthily fixated on having no personality at all, and only doing exactly what is expected by society.

 -And they get really uncomfortable around those who lack their disease.

agoristmike:

This about sums up my opinion on catholicism.

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